The other day my cousin, the bride, was going over the last minute details of the wedding events for this weekend, and she says to her fiancé, “Okay babe, so Friday you need to meet me at the church to help decorate for the wedding.”
And he was like, “No wait, I already made plans to go hunting on Friday so I won’t be there.”
And she was all, “Well you NEED to be there because I need your help getting everything set up.”
And he was like, “But I talked to my mom about it and she said I didn’t need to be there for that part.”
And she was all, “Oh…okay, but just so you know, once we are married Saturday, I’M the boss of you, NOT your mom. Got it? Love you! Have fun hunting!”
