Steele: All we
have to do is walk by the Starbucks counter and they start making your drink
before you even order it! That’s pretty
bad. You should probably consider
getting help for your caffeine addiction. Oooooo banana bread, can I have one
of those?
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Me: What are all
those stains on your white hoodie?
Steele: DARN
those hot Cheetos!
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Me: (getting
ready for a business party) How does this look?
Steele: Well, you
kinda have a little muffin top goin’ on.Me: Yeah I need to change to a looser top.
Steele: Or you could do some crunches.
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Steele: (around
8pm) Oh yeah, I need a poster board for an in-class assignment tomorrow.
Me: Why am I just
hearing about it now?! You really need
to let me know these things ahead of time.Steele: But then we wouldn’t get to enjoy the element of surprise.
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Steele: Uh
oh. That awkward moment when mom
realizes she’s just like maw maw.
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Me: (belting out
a tune at the top of my lungs) It’s time to tryyyyy defyyyyying graaavity, I
think I’ll tryyyy, defyyyyiiing graaavity, and you can’t pull me doooown
Steele: Maybe you
should stick to singing songs more in your rangeRemember back when they were babies and you would say things like, "Oh...he's just so cute and adorable! I could just eat him up!" Well, same concept...different context and tone. Welcome to the teenage years.
