The other day my cousin, the bride, was going over the last minute details of the wedding events for this weekend, and she says to her fiancé, “Okay babe, so Friday you need to meet me at the church to help decorate for the wedding.”
And he was like, “No wait, I already made plans to go hunting on Friday so I won’t be there.”
And she was all, “Well you NEED to be there because I need your help getting everything set up.”
And he was like, “But I talked to my mom about it and she said I didn’t need to be there for that part.”
And she was all, “Oh…okay, but just so you know, once we are married Saturday, I’M the boss of you, NOT your mom. Got it? Love you! Have fun hunting!”
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Jo Denson · 704 weeks ago
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Jennifer · 704 weeks ago
1) That he would hunt the day before his wedding
2) That he thought he could "okay" it with his mom
3) That he's old enough to get married, but still "okaying" things with his mom
4) That the bride boldly told him that she was his new boss, and he seemed to accept it.
This post was hilarious. And just wait until they're married...he'll be scheduling his golf game during her C-section. No joke--but that's another post...
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